getting old

Last night while laying in bed, this conversation happened...

Liz "Wow, you're going to be 26!"

Mike "Don't talk about it. I'm old."

Liz "Yeah I understand, we're both getting old."

Mike "What! You are not old. You still can't even rent a car!"

Liz "Aw, you're right. That's quite refreshing to know that I'm still too young to do something."

Mike "Oh, thanks. Just rub that right in."

Liz "Hey, well... you're still too young to um... order off the senior citizen menu at Denny's!"

Blank stare.

Note: do not talk to Mike about his age. He's sensitive.